TRExp

Spitfire & GT6 Forum

Your Best Joke

Moss Motors
AutoShrine Sponsor
AutoShrine Sponsor
AutoShrine Sponsor
AutoShrine Sponsor

Notti Avatar
Notti Eric N
San Dimas, CA, USA   USA
In reply to # 1461477 by Smoothbrain Item for toolbox.
Tyranasaurus Wrench


. Hide banner ads & support this website by becoming a > Gold Supporting Member <
SpiTazz72 Avatar
SpiTazz72 Bryan H
Magnolia, Texas, USA   USA
I finally found an accurate wiring diagram for my car. I removed the instrument panels the other day and discovered several splices with wire color changes and open ended connectors. eye popping smiley


Attachments:
zzzzwire.JPG    80.5 KB
zzzzwire.JPG

Spitnut64 Avatar
Spitnut64 Gold Member John Mills
Milwaukee, WI, USA   USA
1970 Triumph Spitfire MkIII "Sarah Jane"
Ok; this passed-on from my brother’s sister-in-law:

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a paupers cemetery in the
Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical
man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone
and the hearse was nowhere in sight.

There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I
felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down at the lid of the shiny
metal coffin. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like
I've never played before for this homeless man.

As I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for
twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still lost. It's a man thing.



"Given enough time, an amateur can build anything.”

- Bob Hicks (as quoted in the 1997 "Mariner’s Book Of Days"winking smiley

. Hide banner ads & support this website by becoming a > Gold Supporting Member <
Hudson, Wisconsin, USA   USA
Did you hear that Caitlyn Jenner is changing his/her last name to sound more French and feminine? S/he'll now be known as Caitlyn D'Jennerette...

dave-skip-fire-four-iv- Avatar
Oshawa, ON, Canada   CAN
Good one lol

docman Avatar
docman Bob Harris
Dearborn, Michigan, USA   USA
1972 Triumph GT6 MkIII "SOLD"
1983 Ford Mustang "Daddy's"
2007 Saab 95 Wagon "SOLD"
2013 Ford Focus "SOLD"    & more
The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.



'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.



The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up

and says, "Mommy, Mommy, Aunty Jen is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"



The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

Bruce Cunha Avatar
placerville, California, USA   USA
THE CEO's of Budwiser, Miller, Coors, Corona, Guinness and Heineken are having a meeting.

The during lunch, the CEO of Budwiser orders a Budwiser. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller, The CEO of Coors orders a Coors. The CEO of Corona orders a Corona. The CEO of Heineken orders a Heineken, The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other CEO's ask why he ordered a Coke?

Well, if you gentlemen/women are not having a beer, then I am not either.

. Hide banner ads & support this website by becoming a > Gold Supporting Member <
docman Avatar
docman Bob Harris
Dearborn, Michigan, USA   USA
1972 Triumph GT6 MkIII "SOLD"
1983 Ford Mustang "Daddy's"
2007 Saab 95 Wagon "SOLD"
2013 Ford Focus "SOLD"    & more
Love it, sounds like the ongoing conversation with my father-in-law.

He likes his beer light and his coffee weak.
I ask, "If you don't like the taste of it, why drink it?"

time2triumph Avatar
time2triumph Norm W
Cache Valley, utah, USA   USA
Have you heard the one about the piece of paper? It's tearable

. Hide banner ads & support this website by becoming a > Gold Supporting Member <
Born Loser Avatar
Born Loser Silver Member Matthew Taylor
Land O Lake, Florida, USA   USA
In reply to # 1476792 by time2triumph Have you heard the one about the piece of paper? It's tearable

I'd tell you the one about the roof - but it's over your head.



Matthew
1960 Triumph TR3a
1970 Triumph Spitfire MK 3
2012 Mini Cooper SS Convertible

Spitnut64 Avatar
Spitnut64 Gold Member John Mills
Milwaukee, WI, USA   USA
1970 Triumph Spitfire MkIII "Sarah Jane"
Or the one about the fence …

but you’d never get over it.



"Given enough time, an amateur can build anything.”

- Bob Hicks (as quoted in the 1997 "Mariner’s Book Of Days"winking smiley

time2triumph Avatar
time2triumph Norm W
Cache Valley, utah, USA   USA
Nice! LOL.

There's also the one about the pencil....but it's pointless.

time2triumph Avatar
time2triumph Norm W
Cache Valley, utah, USA   USA
This is a great thread!.

Topaz75 Avatar
Topaz75 Ken Woolley
Cheshire, CT, USA   USA
1975 Triumph Spitfire 1500 "Little Star"
I'd tell you the one about my laundry, but it's too dirty to post on this forum.

grubscrew Avatar
grubscrew grub screw
The suburbs of, Winfield, Maryland, USA   USA
Reminds me of the old Tom Swift jokes...



Dave
1970 Spitfire Mk3
FDU 78359L
34/11 (Jasmine yellow/Black interior)

1962 Triumph TR3B
TCF 575L
Signal Red/Red interior

. Hide banner ads & support this website by becoming a > Gold Supporting Member <

To add your reply, or post your own questions

Members Sign In   or   Create an Account

Registration is FREE and takes less than a minute!


Having trouble posting or changing forum settings?
Read the Forum Help (FAQ) or contact the webmaster